Ok so let's begin with some basics shall we?
I am funny. No matter how unfunny this blog may seem I assure you, I am funny. I am funnier in person but I will try to convey my brilliance through this crude form of written communication.
The stories and thoughts in this blog may or may not be true to protect my image. I may or may not be smarter or dumber than these stories portray me. So don't judge me.
A lot of stuff I have to say might be offensive. If you are easily offended, my blog is not for you and you are a giant floppy pussy.
Alright now you know some basics, and that is good right?